HOW TO BECOME ADAM Page

I think we've all wanted to become Adam at some point or another. As the webmaster, I know I have. Thus, I have compiled this list of Adamisms so you can become Adam, too:

1. Be nonchalant, like hella. A true Adam never exhibits chalant traits with one major exception...
2. Be chalant for comedic purposes. But never be chalant in any other contexts. Only in humorous situations.

3. Follow Math Powerland on social media. His research in the flat earth field has been groundbreaking. He also has amazing style. He's essentially the anti-dork.
4. Learn everything about 2010s pop, and I do mean everything. You have to know all the hits. If you don't... Well... Good luck ever becoming Adam, buster.

5. Don't be evil.

6. Visit the GOON CHAIRS daily. Ifykyk.
7. Listen to Geek Bar pop music every single day. Hit the Geek Bar while you're at it. Perhaps even get geeked.
8. Always believe in yourself. Adam has no self-doubt. He's too nonchalant for that shit.
9. Marry Avril Lavigne every few days.

10. Do unhinged shit and grin until the recipient is uncomfortable. Or side eye them if they're pissing you off. Let them know that they're pissing you off.
11. Get the bands. If you broke, you never finna be Adam.
12. Visit the Adam Website twice a day for the latest Adam news and happenings.
13. Beat up your opps.
14. Love all cats.

15. Become addicted to Brawl Stars and Clash Royale. Real Adams do that.
16. Niche Fruits. You love 'em.
17. 6-7. Lol!
18. Be nice and awesome at every very moment in time.